(And it's full of bugs)
AGENT'S LOG: Marcus_M
DATE: 10/13/1999
SUBJECT: The Connection between the "Shroud" and the "Black Oil"
I have analyzed the lore of this "Tenth Rune" game my cousin keeps playing. He thinks it's fantasy. HE IS WRONG.
Consider the evidence:
I have begun writing a series of crossovers to prove this theory. Read below.
SCENE START
The flashlight beams cut through the thick blue fog of the Revelwood forest. Mulder knelt down, touching the glowing blue fungus with a gloved hand.
"Look at this, Scully," Mulder said, his voice hushed. "It's not just a spore. It's terraforming. The Colonists... they aren't using bees anymore. They're using mushrooms."
Scully sighed, adjusting her lab coat (which she wore over her armor for some reason). "Mulder, there is a scientific explanation for this. I've analyzed the samples from the 'Elixir Well'. It's clearly a subterranean hallucinogen caused by industrial runoff from the North. It's not aliens."
"Then explain the Fell Dragon, Scully!" Mulder pointed his gun at the sky. "Is that a swamp gas reflection? Is that a weather balloon?"
Scully rolled her eyes. "It's likely a mutated avian species, Mulder. Gigantism caused by the chemicals. Science has answers."
Suddenly, a Vukah jumped out of the bushes!
"It's Big Foot!" Mulder yelled. "I told you!"
(TO BE CONTINUED... I have to do homework)